Slap Chop

- Kitchen
- Current
- $26
- Buy new
Speeed’s take
Scored 2/10. It genuinely chopped faster and more uniformly than a knife — two and a half minutes ahead making pico de gallo — and then handed back every one of those minutes at the sink. Net saving: about fifteen seconds. Also a pain to store, and embarrassing to use.
“This is the original viral nonsense. This is the one that started it all. I would give it a solid two.”